Saturday, April 12, 2008

Fun Facts From Zachs Almanac:

Just because he did that, doesn't mean he can do this!
To say that Presidential Candidate McCain knows about how to handle the war in Iraq because he spent 5, 6, or 7 years as a POW in Viet Nam; is like saying the idiot kid down the street, who ended up stuck inside the refrigerator for three days after the neighbors put it out for pick up is qualified to be a Maytag repair man. Start making sense!



James Carville Comes Out: Admits he is Bat Boy!!
Realizing an end to his glory days as a king maker and accepting his impotence in making political silk out of the pig's ear that is Hillary Clinton's campaign; James Carville "came out" during an interview on national television this week and announced that he is, in fact the famed Bat Boy.
Finding a look of incredulity in the reaction of host, George Stephanopoulos, James struck the pose which graced the front cover of the Morning Star and other tabloids at the time of his being originally discovered in the cave where he spent his childhood.


And finally...
Why do you suppose the very word "innuendo" sounds so much like one??

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